Monday, July 16 2012. 10:41 PM.
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You: Sometimes I talk to people on omegle, but it usually doesn't end well.
You: And you?
Stranger: I don't really know. Read, I guess.
You: Reading is cool.
You: If it's interesting.
Stranger: I'm currently procrastinating. I have AP Macroeconomics homework.
You: That sounds either fascinating or insufferably dull. I can't tell which.
Stranger: At this hour, dull.
You: Makes sense.
Stranger: Central Time Zone: 2.15 AM
You: Pacific, 12:15.
You: AM
Stranger: More specifically, Bible Belt.
You: Oh boy. What enormous fun you have in store.
Stranger: You should try it out.
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"I don't know what to expect," Ortega said. "I expect the worst. I don't know what happened to her. . . . I don't know if she's been abandoned, we can't do anything because we don't know where she is, and I don't know who we're supposed to give the money to."
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-- A Short Dissertation by the Propreitor of Bac# --
The first and, unfortunately, least appealing thing about ██████ that you notice is ███████████████████████████. You know what I mean. ██████ with ████. Something vaguely philosophical or inspirational, maybe in a scripty sort of font. ████████████████████████████████████████. Maybe there's a ██████████████████████ the phrase "Sup Homeskillet" ██████.
It's ███████████ and ██████████ and ████████████████no effort to ████████████ yet it's the most █████████ thing in the history of the universe. ██████, █████████, █████, ████, and just plain ███. Right?
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It's ██████████
Let's consider, for a moment, ████████████████████████ Probably a ████████, maybe a ███████████████. Someone with ███████ to ███████████. Those few minutes a day that aren't occupied by work or school are almost literally a slice of fried gold.
And we want so badly to ████████████████████████████ We want ████████████████ what we like, what we hate, who we ██████████ we ████ ████we're██████████████████████
So how does one go about doing that when there's no time to █████ more than ██████████? No time to make anything. No time to explain ourselves. ██████████!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! ████████████████████████████████████ with the words "Sup Homeskillet" plastered on top. Or anything else. And it makes you feel good.
The words are already there. The picture is already there. It's this massive network of fantastically derivative pseudoknowledge that users can ████████ with a couple of clicks. I use the phrase "fantastically derivative" there. Maybe I should explain what I mean by that.
Derivation is good.
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I get started, and I can't finish.
I'm left with a hundred half-baked html files wasting away on my hard dri
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1 INT. UNCLE BOB'S PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNING
Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a
breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE,
MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT,
and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and
are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a
small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and
involved story about Madonna.
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The Drunk Dude I Saw at HillBilly Days, just cause you were so Freaking Dumb and drunk it inspired me to Write a Funny Song about you, intitled "our friend Jim"
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NET Ports: server XXXXX, client XXXXX
Server IP address XXX.XXX.X.X:XXXXX
Connecting to XX.XX.XX.XX:XXXXX...
Connection accepted by XX.XXX.XX.XX:XXXXX
************** NOTICE >>>>>>>>>>>>
** This server is set to allow an admin to run commands on your client. **
************** NOTICE <<<<<<<<<<<<
BUILD 5408 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 25
R_LoadSkys: Couldn't load gfx/env/grassrt.tga
Error: could not load file models/player/partybear/partybear.mdl
Error: could not load file models/player/evh/evh.mdl
Error: could not load file models/player/evh/evh.mdl
Error: could not load file models/player/scream/scream.mdl
Error: could not load file models/player/evh/evh.mdl
Travers_Stake killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with squidspit
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with 9mmhandgun
Attila_The_Hunter killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with tau cannon
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with grenade
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with rpg_rocket
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with rpg_rocket
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with shotgun
Attila_The_Hunter killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with tau cannon
Maps, stats & forums at www.lavishzone.com/hlds
Travers_Stake killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with shotgun
Attila_The_Hunter killed Travers_Stake with tau cannon
Travers_Stake killed Attila_The_Hunter with shotgun
Attila_The_Hunter killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with 9mmhandgun
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Attila_The_Hunter with crowbar
Attila_The_Hunter killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with grenade
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with crowbar
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika: Man, did you see that shot!
To talk safely, ready the crowbar and face a wall. This is called bubbletalk!
Did 12/0 damage to [Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 12/0 damage to [Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 12/0 damage to [Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
TriReeval killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with 9mmhandgun
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
Match kill!
TriReeval killed Travers_Stake with 9mmhandgun
Did 36/0 damage to (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika. HEADSHOT!
Did 12/0 damage to (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 12/0 damage to (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 12/0 damage to (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 12/0 damage to (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
TriReeval killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with 9mmhandgun
Did 12/0 damage to [Township_Rebellion]Zaika.
Did 36/0 damage to [Township_Rebellion]Zaika. HEADSHOT!
TriReeval killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with 9mmhandgun
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
Did 12/0 damage to Travers_Stake.
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with rpg_rocket
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika: where's the admin? can somebody kick TriReeval off of this server?
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with rpg_rocket
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with tau cannon
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika: zaika - you suck! LOL!
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with tau cannon
TriReeval: I'll leave if you want. :/
Travers_Stake killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with crowbar
Travers_Stake killed [Township_Rebellion]Zaika with 9mmhandgun
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed (2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with crowbar
Travers_Stake killed self with worldspawn
(2)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed (1)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with crowbar
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed Travers_Stake with bolt
Took 75/0 damage from Travers_Stake. HEADSHOT!
Took 25/0 damage from Travers_Stake.
Travers_Stake killed TriReeval with crowbar
We have over 450 maps online! Say "search" or "maplist" to find one.
Travers_Stake killed (1)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with shotgun
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed (1)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with bolt
[Township_Rebellion]Zaika killed (1)[Township_Rebellion]Zaika with bolt
Oh, they were bots. They say that stuff so they seem more lifelike.
That server's website hasn't changed since like five years ago.
What's the deelio?